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Restroom Review: Hinderaker Hall 1st Floor

Background Info:

Hinderaker, home to the office of the Chancellor/Undercover Boss, and the rest of the UCR staff that runs our beautiful UCR campus. With this building holding such high prestige of our university, I expected the best of the best restroom experiences on campus. I settled with the first restroom I came across, which looked to be a unisex bathroom meant for Handicap people. Just like how everyone else does, I disregarded the Handicap sign and decided to give this restroom a go! Did Hinderaker deliver?

Handicap huh…

The Layout: When you open the door and come in, you are greeted with ONE SINGLE SPACIOUS room, and one single toilet. *Rubs eyes* It’s….beautiful… Score: 5/5

Cleanliness: Since Hinderaker is specifically for UCR staff, students aren’t often found in this building. Because of this, these restrooms are used in a lesser rate compared to others. This results in clean restrooms, and as evident in the picture below, there is no urine or paper towels on the floor and the toilet is still white. My god… Score: 5/5

*tear* beautiful...

Amenities: Look at the picture above, there is a freakin’ extra roll of toilet paper hanging on the railing, JUST IN CASE. Now consult the picture below, there is a CHAIR! I can’t even imagine the things you can do with this extra chair in here, but I actually took some time to think of some:

  • Put your backpack on while you poop
  • Allow your friend to have a seat
  • Put your legs up while you sit on the toilet

Amazing. Score: 5/5

an extra chair. AN EXTRA CHAIR!

an extra chair. AN EXTRA CHAIR!

Privacy: It’s a single room restroom; no one will smell, hear, or touch whatever you’re doing in there. This IS privacy. Score: 5/5

Closing Statements: Hinderaker¬†definitely delivered. This restroom will serve as THE benchmark¬†¬†for all restrooms on campus in all of our review criteria. If you are ever in the area (Interdisciplinary, Humanities) please do yourself a favor and experience this restroom for yourself. If you are able to hold it, do yourself a favor and walk over to this wonderful establishment. Who knows, maybe you’ll be able to say hi to the Chancellor along the way! He really is a great man.

THE VERDICT:

5/5 Toilets – POOPTASTIC!

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