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Restroom Review: Spieth Hall

Background: This isn’t one of the restrooms I visit regularly, but when I know I won’t be conducting the good ole #2, I’m not exactly so picky. Any place is good enough for me to drain the lizard…or is it? Let’s find out.

I'm glad the restroom has its own class number

Layout: I noticed there wasn’t going to be much to brag about this restroom as soon as I entered. There are four urinals next to each other, each with a tiny barricade to prevent any possible peeping eyes. Only problem is, unless you’re practically straddling the urinal, these barricades are useless. Oh well…typical. I think most of us are used to this sort of treatment by now, anyhow. There are also 3 stalls that one could use to pee (or poop but I highly suggest otherwise). Score: 2/5

Better than nothing i suppose

Cleanliness: This is the first thing that greeted me as I walked into the restroom:

Brick!

Other than the empty trash can with paper towels strewn about around it, the rest of the bathroom wasn’t so bad. Besides, this isn’t UCR’s fault anyway. Sure, maybe there needs to be a few more janitorial trips to this restroom, but I mainly blame my fellow UCRers who apparently couldn’t throw a pea in the ocean (yes, I just pulled out a chickism). At least the dull lighting helped hide any other possible eye sores to a minimum. Score: 2/5

Amenities: The amenities are just as old as the rest of this bathroom. Everything is manual (flush, faucet, soap, paper towles). Not a single thing in sight is motion detected. Not a good sight for all you germaphobes. However, there was toilet paper and seat covers in every stall, soap in every dispenser, and paper towels were readily available. While the “master” stall did not have a hanger in place to hang one’s coat and/or backpack, it did have this doohickey sticking out of the wall that would probably suffice. Score: 3/5

Coat hanger...

Privacy: Not one person came in or out of this restroom the whole time I was in here taking pictures. Therefore, it doesn’t appear that there is much foot traffic coming through here (and now we know why), but there are still major privacy flaws with this restroom. For starters, this oddly placed door may creep some people out:

Maybe it's the bat cave?

Where does it lead? Who’s in there? These are questions we may never find the answers to. Also, the aforementioned urinal “barricades” provide little or no protection. Score: 1/5

Closing Statement: While this restroom is obviously older than me, it is still a viable place to utilize if all you’re in need of is a little tinkle. However, if you do decide to go #2 in this out of date restroom, at least one of the stalls holds some wonderful advice for you to ponder:

Such wisdom...

THE FINAL VERDICT

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2/5 Toilets – The mustard’s off the hotdog! (yes, another chickism)

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Are you gonna eat it???

So What do you guys think about these food here????Do they look delicious to you????LOL

 

Few years ago, I went to Hong Kong to visit my family. One day, my cousin took me to a restaurant called “Modern Toilet Restaurant”. At first, I was like “What the heck!?”. I mean the restaurant itself looked interesting because the theme of the restaurant is all about restroom, which is pretty rare. You could actually see toilets every where in the restaurant. The most interesting that is that they made their food to look like the “STUFF” that you would see when you are in a restroom (just like the pictures above). I would say they are quite interesting at first, but they actually grossed me out while I was eating the food.  Well, Unfortunately, this restaurant does not exist in Hong Kong anymore, but people who wanna try it can still find such restaurant in Taiwan ( cuz the restaurant is originated in Taiwan) ! LOL

Here is the website the restaurant!

http://www.moderntoilet.com.tw/en/

So, What do you guys think about this restaurant? 


TROLLOLOL

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I was using the bathroom at home the other day. I was pooing happily, but as I reached to get toilet paper, all I felt was cardboard. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

I had to do this awkward butt clenching thing as I ran to go get a new roll. Why couldn’t my roommate just replace it? I don’t know. Please, people. Just replace the damn roll when you know you finished it.


Behind the bushes

This review is a little different, and it starts off with a story. One night I am walking around on campus, and I find a few drunk guys walking around stumbling all over themselves. One thing led to another, and two of the guys ended up peeing behind a bush. I have returned to review this bush!

Layout

The layout of this “bathroom” is the most simple I think I have ever seen. You are only provided with some dirt and a bush so short you will have to duck to hide from the view of others. UCR really needs to step up their game on the bush bathrooms around campus. At least put out some nice toilet paper and a shovel so we can bury our waste…..

Privacy

In my days I have peed in many bushes, alleys, etc, and this bush is surprisingly private. I feel I could hide back here all night and no one would even notice. If the guys I was that night were not so loud and drunk, in all honesty I probably would have never found them.

4/5 for Privacy

Cleanliness

So during my investigation I wondered back here assessing how clean the bathroom was, and I was surprised at how clean it was back here. No trash, used condoms, or dead animals, and as a bonus it had a clean forest like smell! I have seen actual bathrooms on campus and other areas that smelled and looked far nastier.

5/5 for Cleanliness

Conclusion

At the end of the day, if you are a little drunk and outside Rivera Library with a strong urge to pee, and no where to go, I would strongly recommend this bush.

Verdict

3/5 Drunken Pisses


Where Are the X-Men?!

Once upon a time...Professor Xavier pooped here...

At one point in time, the first floor Sproul restroom, as disgusting as it is, was home to none other than the X-Men restroom. This picture shown above is that restroom, except there, of course, was an “X -” in front of the men…

It looked a lot like this picture I found on Google actually.

Where have the mutants gone? Were they shunned from the UCR campus as how they are shunned from society? I strongly believe UCR, being a university that prides itself on it’s acceptance of a wide range of ethnicities, should come to accept mutants as well. Its injustices like this that push Magneto to destroy the Golden Gate Bridge and stuff like in that second movie.

Please UCR, I strongly advise, LET THE X-MEN POOP IN OUR RESTROOMS! BRING THE X-MEN RESTROOM BACK!
That is all.

"Wait! No! DON'T TAKE IT AWAY! My legs man. Bro..."


Restroom Review: Science Library restroom

Studying in the Science Library/ Orbach Library and need to your business in a quiet and clean place? Head to down to the basement and you’ll probably find the cleanest bathroom on campus! The layout of the restroom is exactly the same as the bathrooms on the other three floors – 6 stalls and 4 sinks.

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You will not find toilet seats splattered with pee all over it, unflushed toilets, and trashed floors here!

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All you will find is a quiet environment where you are able to do your business with no pressure! The amenities here are always stocked, so you’ll never have to walk away with stanky hands… or other body parts.

This is definitely one of the best places to do your thing, especially during finals week, when students turn the restrooms into a frat house!

Verdict: 5/5 – Jeremy Lin Approved


Effective Butt – Toilet Management

A philosophical debate has raged for centuries: What is the best way to cover the seat while you’re using it?

If you ask me, the “provided by management” toilet seat covers (aka ass gaskets) are too flimsy and ineffective.  They take longer to properly lay out than a jigsaw puzzle, normally leading to leakage.  I prefer to just grab two pieces of toilet paper, double layering it of course, and just lay them across the two sides of the toilet.  Then there are those who are true daredevils, preferring to use even the worst of toilets bare-skinned.  I don’t know what drives people to do this, but (or should I say butt ;D) who am I to pass judgment.  This is an argument that we, as a unified race, should decide.  So, what’s your choice?