I was using the bathroom at home the other day. I was pooing happily, but as I reached to get toilet paper, all I felt was cardboard. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
I had to do this awkward butt clenching thing as I ran to go get a new roll. Why couldn’t my roommate just replace it? I don’t know. Please, people. Just replace the damn roll when you know you finished it.