Behind the bushes

This review is a little different, and it starts off with a story. One night I am walking around on campus, and I find a few drunk guys walking around stumbling all over themselves. One thing led to another, and two of the guys ended up peeing behind a bush. I have returned to review this bush!

Layout

The layout of this “bathroom” is the most simple I think I have ever seen. You are only provided with some dirt and a bush so short you will have to duck to hide from the view of others. UCR really needs to step up their game on the bush bathrooms around campus. At least put out some nice toilet paper and a shovel so we can bury our waste…..

Privacy

In my days I have peed in many bushes, alleys, etc, and this bush is surprisingly private. I feel I could hide back here all night and no one would even notice. If the guys I was that night were not so loud and drunk, in all honesty I probably would have never found them.

4/5 for Privacy

Cleanliness

So during my investigation I wondered back here assessing how clean the bathroom was, and I was surprised at how clean it was back here. No trash, used condoms, or dead animals, and as a bonus it had a clean forest like smell! I have seen actual bathrooms on campus and other areas that smelled and looked far nastier.

5/5 for Cleanliness

Conclusion

At the end of the day, if you are a little drunk and outside Rivera Library with a strong urge to pee, and no where to go, I would strongly recommend this bush.

Verdict

3/5 Drunken Pisses

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