This Needs To Be Settled.

Friendly advice for the home and beyond

Please do not load toilet paper in this way.  The roll should flutter out freely from the front.  The toilet should be a pleasant experience for the user. When loaded improperly, the roll holder cuts our paper supply off prematurely, leaving little to no barrier between our spasming brown holes and our hands.

Valentine’s Day is coming up, so show a little love to your fellow human and put that toilet paper in right.

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